Seasonal Affective Disorder makes me want to kill kittens.

I’ve never actually been diagnosed, so this may be an unrelated kitten rampage.
Seasonal Affective disorder, or “I HAVE THE SADS!!” is what happens to some people during the winter time. Scientots blame this on lack of sun, evil kittens and brain chemis-crack.

I tried “treating” myself with one of those lighty thingys. Huge fail.

How do you know if you have the SADS!!
1. Christmas is the only thing you can stand about winter.
2. Even cute fluffy things like kittens rabbits and afros piss you off.
3. You lose interest in fun activities like complaining, making fun of cripples, and telling people to go cut themselves.
4. You’re sads.

SAD sucks. I don’t think there’s any real treatment for it – everything I’ve read sounds like an Infomercial. Light up alarm clock, Dawn simulating light!!, Bird chirpy music, Some craptastic air filter, and I forget. Basically, the next thing they will come up with will be a vibrating doorknob or a light-up toothbrush.